Post 2. I re-read my yesterday’s post ten times. Thought. Not just a rotten country, but (I’m not afraid of this word) a very rotten country.
Chorus of commentators: Burn with napalm! Wrong word! Not a country, but just to shit yourself!
Post 3. I talked to knowledgeable people who know something we don’t know. They say it’s actually worse!
Chorus of commentators: Gee! Thanks for the warning! Not a country, but just to shit yourself!
Post 4. Photos, kittens.
Chorus of commentators: Kittens! Awesome! Awesome! Kittens!
Post 5. Today the country has become even crappier.
Chorus of commentators: Yes! Yesterday we still endured, but not today! Not a country, but just to shit yourself!
Post 6. It’s time to get out https://deltabingoonlinecasino.co.uk/bonus/ of this fucking country!
Chorus of commentators: Get out! Exactly! Get out, and as often as possible! Every day to fall! Not a country, but just to shit yourself!
Post 7. And everyone around us is silent that our country is shit! Nobody knows except us.
Chorus of commentators: Of course, everyone except us is stupid! Not a country, but just to shit yourself!
Post 8. Photos, kittens.
Chorus of commentators: Kittens! Awesome! Awesome! Kittens! Not a country, but just to shit yourself!
Best comments
Somehow it’s not a fountain.
My former classmate, having received a second-degree burn all over his face (he unsuccessfully made a “little dragon” and smeared burning gasoline all over his face, it burned for probably twenty seconds) smeared his face with mayonnaise instead of sour cream. For those who don’t find it funny, read the composition of mayonnaise.
Here’s a little different humor:
Malakhov sometimes comes up with such crap that Polineta posts it and I’m under the table from these recipes.(I found out by accident, that’s probably why it became so funny).
PS: Who wants to enhance the effect, imagine that Zadornov is reading this.
Whitening mask
1) To remove age spots, pour hydrogen peroxide into finely shaved soap and stir until this mixture turns into foam.
Then add a few drops of ammonia.
Apply this mixture to your face for 20-30 minutes, without touching your eyebrows and eyelashes, and then rinse off.
2) Whitening mask
Dilute 10 g of talc, 10 g of baking soda and 70 g of kaolin or sodium trifluormonophosphate in a 2% solution of boric acid to a paste and apply to the face.
3) Sweet pepper mask
Grate half the pepper on a plastic grater and apply to cleansed skin for 30 minutes, paying special attention to areas with age spots.
Rinse with cool water and apply nourishing cream.
4) A good bleaching agent is pureed horseradish, infused with an 8 percent vinegar solution in a dark place for 5-6 days. Filter and dilute with water.
Horseradish juice mixed with water also helps.
5) To remove age spots, apply crushed leaves of Kalanchoe pinnate to the spots.
6) Mix 3 parts of unpasteurized milk with 1 part of diluted alcohol or vodka.
Wipe your face with the mixture at night to lighten age spots after childbirth.
7) Mix 2 hours. l. wheat or rice flour with 1 tsp. l. table vinegar, 1 tsp. l. honey to form a soft paste. Pour alcohol or vodka.
Apply the mixture to the face in a thin, even layer for age spots. After 15-30 minutes, remove the mask with a dry cotton swab and wash your face with water.
If it’s not funny at all, try this (if anyone survives, tell me if it works or not))))
haha, whitening mask number 2 just crap! need to get out! dump as much as possible! as long as there is no spam and flood
Assholery in this country is progressing every day.
Chorus of commentators: Well noted! We wouldn’t say it better! Not a country, but just to shit yourself!))))
This is actually true :DD it’s not even just a blog, in real life people often communicate like this, I myself witnessed almost exactly the same conversation between strangers in a minibus 🙂
